all signal, no vowels

crptch is a crypto newsroom built like a terminal. We cover what is happening across token markets right now: new listings, pumps, scams and major-asset moves. The reporting is concise, grounded in numbers and free of paid hype.

How we work

The crptch team monitors DEXScreener, GeckoTerminal and CoinGecko around the clock. Every 15 minutes, the scanner collects fresh metrics including liquidity, volume, FDV, pool age and the balance of buys and sells. Notable moves enter the live wire; the most important ones become full reports with a crptch verdict.

A 0-10 verdict we can be held to

Every token report ends with a score on a ten-point scale, from SCAM to SIGNAL. The methodology is documented at /method. Unlike anonymous “analysis” in promotional channels, crptch records the market price when a verdict is published and checks it again after 24 hours and seven days. The complete track record shows misses as well as hits.

Honesty is the brand

• We report from observable market data - not supposed insider tips or invented partnerships.
• A negative assessment is still worth publishing. Most new tokens are poor-quality assets, and we say so plainly.
• We do not accept payment for reviews or publish paid “signals.”
• Nothing on this site is financial advice. DYOR.

Data

Prices in the live header ticker come from Binance spot markets. Token metrics come from DEXScreener and GeckoTerminal; broader market trends come from CoinGecko. Our verdicts and their outcomes are available through an open JSON API for anyone to inspect or integrate. Interactive charts use TradingView Lightweight Charts™ (Apache 2.0).

Contact

Found an error, want to suggest a token for review, or plan to integrate our verdicts? Contact us through Telegram @crptchs. Our automation, organizational byline and corrections policy are explained at /editorial.